Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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women's rights

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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