You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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