Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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obama

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Do you believe this will change?

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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