What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Joey mayer's face

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

obama

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Do you believe this will change?

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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