Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Joey mayer's face

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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this girl died

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Iggy Azalea

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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