Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Ouch.

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Anti Joke

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