Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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