- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Cancer.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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