- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Knock knock, Come in...

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

hi patrick

what's red and blue? your heart

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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