According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

Woman's Rights

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why did the jew die Really...

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Kenny died. The Bastards.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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