- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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