Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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