A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Weiner

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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