Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Michael Brown

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