Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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