- Anti Joke

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What's 4+7 47

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What's 4+7 47

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Our Updated iOS App!

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fart+fart=poop

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What's 4+7 47

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.