- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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