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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Blind people can't read this.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

space is fun

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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