Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Wheelchair high jump

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Penis.

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Canada AYY

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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