- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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