- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Roses are red Violets are penis

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Woman's Rights

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

God is real

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

My mom caught me masturbating.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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