Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Penis.

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Canada AYY

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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