Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Where's my tractor?

Obamacare haters

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Hi Shelby!!

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Ms. Smoot's class

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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