Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

thumb_up thumb_down -23

My mom caught me masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

thumb_up thumb_down -23

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I am a nigger.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

thumb_up thumb_down -39

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Do you know what they say? Words

thumb_up thumb_down +64

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What's a small person? A midget

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops