There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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School

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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