I hate blackniggers

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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