- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

You should never talk to strangers.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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