What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Knock knock, Come in...

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

hi patrick

what's red and blue? your heart

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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