- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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