What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Joey mayer's face

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

obama

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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