Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Smart Blondes

That didn't hurt.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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