Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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