- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

School

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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