- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Darude - Sandstorm

The Pope

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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