Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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where are you?

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Dick spice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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