babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What did I do last night?work

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

The Pope

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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