- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

A baby seal walks into a club...

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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