What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Woman's Rights

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gay marriage.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Anti Joke

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