- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Ms. Smoot's class

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Society.

I'm banging your sister.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Your social life

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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