- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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