What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Jews

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

this is a joke

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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