What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

I lost my tractor.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Meow.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

I had sex. Just kidding.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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