A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Dubstep < Music

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Penis.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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