What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Women have the right to vote.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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