What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

I saw a shovel once.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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