The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Yo daddy!

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

thumbs up!

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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