pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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poo is yummy

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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penis hehehehe

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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