why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Ebola

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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I like hats XD!

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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bum sex lol

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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