- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Meow.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

I had sex. Just kidding.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

what time is it? 3:16

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

wanna hear a joke. i do to

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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