What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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