Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Dubstep < Music

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Mike tyson

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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The Irish man was sober.

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