Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Yo daddy!

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

thumbs up!

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

obama's promises

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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