Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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bum sex lol

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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