A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Mike tyson

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The Irish man was sober.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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twilight

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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