Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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