Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Snausages.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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