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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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