What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Your mom.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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It's long!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Woman's rights.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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