What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Bloody kids ...

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

LOL May Wong

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Jason Connor.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why did he die? He was sick.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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