What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Civil Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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