Knock knock, Come in...

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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1 Jew XD

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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