Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Nothing yet CC

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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