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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer