Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Michael Castillo is gay

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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The cow went moo

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