A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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