Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What time is it? 10:58

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Anti Joke

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