Your social life.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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I'm a like whore

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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God bless America, and no where else.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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YOLO.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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