What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

what's red and blue? your heart

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

rebecca is a hard worker

I am a nigger.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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