Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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knock knock who's there aids

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pineapples

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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