- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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