- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Not Steve Jobs

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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