What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Yo mamas so fat

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

hi corey

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Knock knock. Death.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Darude - Sandstorm

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

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