- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

5

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

WNBA

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??