- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shea kisses a girl

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

WNBA

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Good boy

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

E= McVagina

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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