- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Matt is not funny.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why? Because!

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Matty B

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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