What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

An English man walks into a pub.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why? Because!

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Women have the right to vote.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Women's rights

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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