Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Spotto

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Scientology.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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*insert joke here*

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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