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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Your Mom.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Women's Rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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