- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Vagina ass.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Spotto

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Scientology.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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