What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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liam buchan is gay !

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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