Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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