*insert joke here*

A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

vbh

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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