- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Your Mom.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Women's Rights.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Knock Knock Yes?

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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