what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Bake until golden at 375

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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