Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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